the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time
Shit, if you lost your freedom jut to look fabulous, duh you’re gonna keep it up.
The problem is jail, they don’t give you make up… And if you use your resources to create the guards are pieces of shit who treat you like animals and make you take it off 😑
It’s come to my attention, that my obsession with Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison is entirely unhealthy.
me: i should get in the shower
*2 hours later someone else starts the shower*
me: o hmy god fuck you i was JUST about to get in there